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Superman 2 was on one of the TV networks we get this afternoon, and I have to say it hasn't aged as well as I expected.  It got me thinking about things like speed and how we perceive motion.

I'm about average size for a human being.  If I went like the Man of Steel and flew at a rate of my own body's "flight length" per second, that's only about 5 mph--or jogging speed.  Just to put this in perspective:

* A WW1 biplane fighter at combat speed travels at five times its length per second.

* A WW2 heavy bomber or transport plane at cruise speed will also be moving at about five times its length per second.  (Because of the difference in size compared to the smaller planes of WW1, this would mean double the actual speed!)

* A WW2 fighter at its combat speed would go 15 times its length per second.

* A modern fighter jet at Mach 1 would be moving 25 times its length per second.

* A NASCAR or LeMans race car at 200 miles per hour goes nearly 20 times its length per second.

We don't think of these things when we watch fantasy movies (or sci-fi space opera) because we don't want to suspend our disbelief.  When Harry Potter is on his broomstick we don't clock his progress because he's moving at the speed of plot, not 45 miles per hour.

FP

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...I just didn't have much in the way of stuff that was cool or new or worth posting.

I didn't see the latest Harry Potter movie because I hadn't seen the previous one yet (last one I saw was Half-Blood Prince).

My AT&T service is flaky. Especially when it's hot, which is pretty darned frequent in July.

Our neighbor, the one whose car was repossessed, apologized to my parents today. Turned out that the man that Dad had spoken to was NOT the man who actually did the repossession. Still, I figure it may be a while before neighborly relations resume the level they were pre-crisis. (I'm thinking now he probably didn't sabotage Moonshine and the nail in her tire was likely picked up on a road I drive that passes by a place where mobile homes are demolished.)

I still do too much of that shopping-without-buying-anything business. Went to Maryville, stopped at half a dozen places and came back with...a new art knife handle, an assortment of knife blades, and a monthy trade circular for flea market vendors. (I'm not in the business but I like keeping up with the trends. Anybody want Angry Birds plushies?) I could have bought more stuff but I didn't feel justified.
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I've Updated My Presense In Blogged, tho' it doesn't mean much of anything to anybody I know.

Meanwhile (and this is Livejournal-related), somebody has been going around making nonsensical whines in lots of Livejournals--including MINE--about the character of Sevarius Snape and what happens in Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows. Let me make this as clear and succinct as possible: CUT IT OUT!

1) You aren't making friends, whoever you are.
2) I neither agree nor disagree with you. Harry Potter is one of those pop culture things I like but am not a super fan of. I don't read the books, but I like the movies. If you met me in person, you would see why I would identify with Snape on some levels. But I'm not going to get my dander up because of the story or what happens in it. (I have not seen the latest movie yet and probably won't till the DVD appears. I've been buying the Special Edition multi-disc sets when they appear.)
3) Your latest sockpuppet identity has been Banned from my LJ but not reported to LJ's authorities. Just showing up on somebody's LJ to rant and not engage in a more civil manner is rude and childish. Please, learn some manners and perhaps we'll get along fine.

FP
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A convergeance of changing pop culture and improving technology...

There is a new "laser tag" place moving into Pigeon Forge. But since "space opera" is "out"...

Laser units have gotten more and more compact...

And modernist fantasy is "in"...

The place is going for a Harry Potter theme with the lasers in "magic wand" form.

*shrug*

Meanwhile, I'm listening to NPR's Fresh Air program about the superhero pr0n that Joe Shuster drew after he left DC and lost the rights to Superman.

FP
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I'm sure this is all over everywhere by now )

I remember how shocked we were as kids when certain child stars of the shows we loved died from drug abuse back in the 1970s. While it's not exactly the same, those horrible questions are going to come from the young, and how can we answer them?

FP
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On Tube Network lately, a certain music video must have become a "programmer's favorite", as in consecutive weeks I've seen it more often than I'd think if it had been random chance. (Here, the FOX station airs an hour of Tube at 2AM on Saturday Nights...and that is the only regular airing of Tube that I think I can catch, at least till I get a TV that can handle "decimal stations".)

It is a live concert version of Alice Cooper's "School's Out".

Finding this version on YouTube is a futile exercize, as there are literally dozens of such videos there, not including the Muppet Show version (which is listed about twenty times!).

Anyway, where videojitsu comes in...I'm imagining this particular version as the soundtrack for a "highlights of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"--especially the Weasley Brothers' rampage at Hogwarts sequence.

Yeah, it'd have to wait for the DVD--and for me to get a DVD-drive for the compy and video editing software and a rip of the music and and and and...

...And I wish I had an idea that PAID. This is no fun.

FP
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Dumbledore's Army are on their way...

Just saw HP: Oo'P this midday.

Loose thoughts:Possible Spoilers HERE )

More to come.

FP
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This is a postscript to that post about the weird Hogwarts dream I had earlier.

When I thought about it, I came up with an invention of sorts. I bet somebody else in Harry Potter fandom has already come up with it, so I doubt I'm stealing anybody's thunder.

It's a parody of the 1920s "Tommy Gun". How it works: you slip your wand into the space on the "gun" where the breech would be on a real Tommy, and then you'd speak your spell into the magazine. The magazine would multiply your spell by fifty, and then you'd fit the magazine to the underside of the "gun". Flip off the safety, and you're ready to cast.

Because of its construction material, it's called a Chicago Woodwind. :)

If something like this is really in any of the post-movies books, then I plead ignorance. As said, I haven't read any of the books. Nor do I read fanfic. *shrug*

FP
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...I'm very glad I'm not doing Nanowrimo.

Overnight I had a weird dream I was a character in a Harry Potter side story, set at the same time as Chamber of Secrets. I was a stereotypically brash American exchange student, making the other Gryffyndor (probably spelled wrong, not going to look it up to check, as I don't have the books, can't play DVDs on this compy, and don't want to disturb Dad's nap) students wonder why I wasn't sorted to Ravenclaw. I treated my wand like a cowboy's Colt .45 pistol and generally played up my not-Britishness. My schtick: possessing animals and using them to spy on the other students and faculty.

Perhaps it's an okay idea, but except for the movies, I'm not a Potter fan as such. I don't feel an urge to actually write it, as I know I'm competing with millions of fanfic'ers who can do it better.

But like that incident with the bowl of geraniums in Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, if I could figure out WHY I had that dream, I could probably understand a lot more about who I am.

FP
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Just awoke from a nap.

Premise for a television series...the setting looks like our contemporary world, but something's strange. Like how sorcerors and mages are walking around in public and nobody seems to think it's wrong. The central character is a magic-using private detective, who is capable of time-travel and other useful feats. (Crossbreed Doctor Who with Charmed, Men In Black, Harry Potter, and Sliders and I think I come close to the idea.)

The pilot's plot is set in Washington DC and involves the President of the U.S.' favorite brand of chewing gum. Why is this important? Tell you the truth...I can't figure that part out myself.

In the series, Eddie Murphy would play a recurring role, as a mage who often helps out the hero but just as often is out for himself and in competition with the hero...kind of like Doctor Who's The Master but not as nasty and much more unpredictable. All the episodes with him in the cast, the Nielsen ratings go into orbit and there are rumors of him getting his own series...but he never does.

What do you think?
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Hey.

I just returned from a combination look-for-work/shopping-without-buying-anything jaunt.

The latter was spent briefly at a Warehouse Sales place in Dandridge. I'd noticed their sign a dozen times and decided that today was as good as any other day to visit them.

Okay, so their main building was mainly loaded with collectable dolls and interior decor pieces. And then there were two or three side buildings with tools of all sorts.

But then I came to the last two outbuildings.

SWORDS.

Is there really a huge market for these things now? I mean, there were piles of bogus Excaliburs, nise Ninja-to, counterfeit katana, "fantasy" daggers and knifes, wizard staves, Malfoy cobra-head canes, ersatz heraldric shields, etc. etc. etc.

If you are looking to buy these things I'll gladly point you in the right directions, either physically or phone number or snail addy. But me?--I'm still in culture shock. At least I know where to go in case of goblin invasion.

FP
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Hey.

Got our latest batch of DVDs from Columbia House today. Watched Harry Potter IV tonight (Special Edition, hot from the presses). Mother, who is a published novelist, has serious envy for J.K. Rowling and her imagination. Me, I'd have been a totally rabid fan of this stuff if it had come some thirty years earlier. And there's a part of me that wishes that my own stories could emerge into spectacular visions that everybody could share.

But I'm not jealous. Yes, there is luck involved that the right person in the right position has to decide whether your story is the one that gets told large. Many is the story consigned to the furnace for not being seen by that right person. But it's also an effort to write the story, and make it clean and sparkly, and then to present it to the powers that be, right and wrong. This effort is a calling...and often an obsession. Sometimes it becomes a madness. Get it right, and you become a household name like Rowling or Clancy or Grisham. Obsess too much and you die like Henry Darger.

Perhaps I'll get lucky and finish Chillin' Out this year. Perhaps I'll get luckier still and get it published with somebody who'll take it and me to the next level.

Okay, Ms. Rowling, your sole has connected with my butt. I'll see what I can do.

FP

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PS: Just downloaded the DIVX Player so I could see video CD-ROMs I hadn't been able to watch since buying the new compy. Saw the first six minutes of Macross Zero episode 1 as a test and I'm impressed. No stutters or skips. Me likey.

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