Pilot's Log

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It was literally orgasmic. My folks were gone from the house and I found a pr0n site I could "dig" and nature took its course. You have to realize that up to then, I had been shunned by my age peers and so my sexual experiences were nil. I didn't know who I was sexually before then. So when I found out that what I felt in certain times had been sexual in reality, I felt verified and more "real". For once, I was no longer a misfit...I could belong.

Luckily I can get this out while it's still fresh and undo its crazy before it gets too far in my mind.

Somebody recorded a funk/novelty song titled "Feed Those Babies". The video tried to be cute and kid-friendly, but came across as pedophilic near-pr0n. It didn't help matters that Oprah Winfrey debuted it on her show before actually watching it herself.

I only saw about twenty or thirty seconds of it before my mind "switched channels" and woke me up.

( If It Exists, There Will Be Porn Of It )

I don't play much in the way of video or computer games, but even I can understand this. A live-action pr0n based on Macross Frontier has been in production since December (it may already be out?) and is well ahead of Hollywood's live-action remake of Robotech.

It's weird having to delve into a dead man's pr0n.

Weirder still that I'm sort of getting paid for it.

Not much pay, tho'. So don't say "nice work if you can get it--won't you tell me how?"

FP