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Planning out a wargame army can be a lot of fun AND a lot of work. A while ago, I was inspired to create a non-historic force for Flames of War and other 15mm-scale wargames based on the amateur militia Billy Joe's Boys, from the spoof movie Suppose They Gave A War And Nobody Came?. It's a parody of a modern cavalry troop, yahoos riding in old jalopies with Army Surplus armaments.

Thanks to Gear Krieg, statting out the vehicles wasn't tough. Plus I'll use a few off-the-shelf pieces to keep my force "sanitary" for tournament play. But I was getting antsy about paint schemes, numbers of miniatures needed, and other details.

Then I decided to do a rethink from a graphical perspective. An old wargaming magazine called S&T ("Strategy & Tactics") bundled games into their issues by reducing the pieces to a map, a rules booklet and a sheet of punch-out cardboard counters called "chits". They're a simple design and would do double duty, as both labels for miniatures and a "cheat sheet".

So I came up with a blank:


Which I could color and overlay with numbers or military symbols. From there, I filled out one for my Billy Joe's Boys troop:


This set uses military symbols from the current NATO symbology system to describe 104 miniature pieces in the still-hypothetical troop. As my force is nearly all mounted in vehicles, I use the triple-circle icon on the lower center of the inner box to mean "mounted" in the majority of my chits.

Explained, one by one:
* Two command vehicles (Billy Joe Davis and his deputy)
* Eight Security teams
* Ten Carbine teams
* Ten Flamethrower teams (tho' these may be replaced by other weapons)
* Ten Heavy Machine Gun teams
* Ten Light Antitank Weapon teams
* Ten Medium Antitank Weapon teams
* Ten Heavy Antitank Weapon teams
* Three additional Carbine teams
* Four Mobile Observation Post teams
* Four Tank Destroyer vehicles
* Five Antiaircraft Gun vehicles
* Three Heavy Mortar teams
* Twelve Motorcycle Recon teams
* Three Ground Attack Airplanes

This total force is bigger and far more powerful than the troop in the old movie, but perfectly legal for Flames of War once it is arranged into platoons. That's why I call it a "Doomsday Roster"--it is the unit at its maximum level of organization and equipment.
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*) Did the Gamers' Bizarre Bazaar at HobbyTown. Sold a few things; bought nothing, made enough cash to go from "nowhere near enough money" to "not quite enough money".

*) Got a couple stickers that I will need to scan and post a separate entry about.

*) Missed my aunt and uncle when they visited Rather Manor for lunch. Did NOT miss Lynn's cake, however. In fact, I'm doing everything in my power to avoid the siren song of another piece. Granted, I will need a midnight snack in a couple hours.

*) Saw the ESPN show on ABC today about the life of NASCAR would-be superstar Tim Richmond. The ultimate spoiled rich boy/enfant terrible/non-Good Ol' Boy whose career and life were cut short by AIDS-related health problems.
Links...
http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/nascar/cup/columns/story?columnist=mcgee_ryan&id=5696274
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4397552
http://30for30.espn.com/film/tim-richmond-to-the-limit.html

*) Got to re-friend former Livejournal user Jolly Roger Blackburn on Facebook. I know I should have done it long ago, but there was no need as I participate very often on the official Kenzerco boards.
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Based on the family coat-of-arms provided my father by Halberts Inc. in the 1970s.
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You want to talk about weird coincidences? On the Kenzerco game company boards, I was in the middle of concocting a Knights of the Dinner Table story wherein the characters are playing a game scenerio...the premise being how WW3 starts with the attempted capture of Osama Bin Laden and the assassination (by NPCs) of the Pakistani Prime Minister. I'd started this weeks ago.

I just related that nightmare scenerio to my parents...mentioning my opinion that if the Iranian government--or elements thereof--claimed (or was proved) to have been responsible for the death of Benezir Bhutto, the U.S. and Russia would be morally obliged to declare war on each other due to mutual defense treaties. So Bhutto would become our generation's Archduke Ferdinand.

The fuse is burning toward the powderkeg.

* * *

Meanwhile another war has been ongoing. Proof that no matter how fanatic I'd be about any subject, there is always somebody far more fervent and energetic about it.

FP

PS: Producers Are Money-Grubbing Scum.

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