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2012-06-25 06:48 pm

David Allan Coe For The 21st Century

...Or, I sorta feel like filking again.

Well, it was all that I could do to keep from blogging,
Sometimes it seems so pointless to explain.
But you don't have to call me "sbierce"...spammer...
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!
You don't have to call me "Suzanne Barker"
And you don't have to call me "Israel Khang"
And you don't have to call me "Ell Eff And Ay" anymore
Even though you say you're with my gang.
I'll stay online as long as Hotmail'll let me,
And I never minded much more of the same...
But you don't have to call me "sbierce"...spammer...
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!
I get spam from that Ace Hardware down in Phoenix
And ads from used car dealers in Portuguese
And crap about huge fortunes out in Nigeria
How did I wind up on mailing lists like these?
Chinese whores who want to emigrate Stateside
And housewives who all think married life is lame
They all don't have to call me "sbierce"--those spammers
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!


There may be more to this filk, but I need to do a little more research. Heh.
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2012-06-12 09:51 pm

For-Profit Bureaucracies Are Worse Than Governmental Ones

You may want to skip this entry if you have an aversion to TMI.

When my Mom had to choose a Medicare health plan, she picked Cariten because she didn't want to belong to Humana as she saw Humana being nothing but trouble. Soon after, Humana took over Cariten's business in Tennessee and it has proved to be just as troublesome as she imagined.

When she went through her terminal health emergency she was at a specialty clinic (covered by Humana) that had been prescribed by her surgeon (covered by Humana) who in turn had been referred by her Humana primary care doctor. The doctor in charge of the clinic determined that Mum's condition was so critical that either he or his staff arranged an ambulance to take her to the nearest hospital (also covered by Humana). Neither Dad, nor I, had anything to do with this choice.

Now Humana wants us to pay up for her ambulance ride, with their excuses being 1) the company operating the ambulance was "out of their network" (?!) and 2) her primary care doctor (who wasn't available!) had to approve or endorse the decision to transport her by ambulance.

No matter that Medicare should be covering this transportation, because the circumstances fit the Medicare rules and requirements on the matter.

We're looking at a bill in excess of $500, and paying it would hurt us. Dad's trying to challenge the charge, but the Humana lawyers are giving him the runaround.

Meanwhile, Humana's marketing division is still sending Mum junk mail asking her to expand her coverage to include dental care and other specialty services. What stupidity!
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2012-02-17 12:07 pm

Writer's Block: You’ve Got Mail!

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Usually two or three times. It depends.
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2011-08-05 06:48 pm

One And The Same?

Some of my Dad's e-mail gets forwarded to me.

Mostly his junk. Got a piece the other day from the Warner Brothers video club, since we're sorta signed up with them, in spite of never actually buying anything from them. Header said "Cartoon classics..." Only it wasn't Looney Tunes they were pushing--it was old Hanna-Barbera stuff from the Seventies, Eighties and Nineties. (And I don't mean THEIR really old stuff from the Sixties!)

All of a sudden I wonder if there might be a shotgun marriage in the works between Bugs Bunny and Yogi Bear. Ugh. Why is youth culture in America SO OLD?
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2010-11-16 05:21 pm

The Chinese, Bless Them

As you may remember, I was following the Mainland Chinese Air Force's process to select a new paint scheme for their aerobatic demo team's planes. And that I posted filched videos on YouTube showing the proposed schemes.

Today somebody posted a long rant on the comments portion of one of my video posts and this clause was included (translated into English by me and Bablefish):

I kneel ask you to duplicate together the above card and to retransmit this card, the slight effort can also behave righteously. Thanks.

Thanks but no thanks. Really.

Meanwhile the PLAAF chose their scheme, but I don't have enough sources to share it. Watch this space.

PS (via Yahoo!/AP):
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2010-08-14 12:43 am

Rage Against The (SPAM) Machine

The trojan spammer who has somehow hacked into my mail account struck again this week. I'm still trying to find ways to undo the damage.

In the meantime, I threw a new signature on my account. I repeat my "Dadah Means DEATH" line from my User Info here and go on to say that I don't approve of on-line medicine commerce. Messages that come from me with a sales pitch should be pitched.

I hope this irritates the spammer and he decides to move on to greener pastures.

But I want to counter-attack him more directly. Wish I knew how.
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2010-08-07 10:29 pm

I Feel Violated

Somehow a spammer sent a message using my address and my Contact List. I don't know how it happened, or who to complain to. Grr.

My apologies to anyone who received the spam message.

PS: A somewhat silver lining...found out which entries of my Contact List were obsolete and cleaned them out. *shrug*
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2010-06-27 05:08 pm

Call Me Suspicious

An LJ user comes on and comments on a post I made SIX MONTHS ago, and the comment is a "me too!" that also sounds very much like a sales pitch, with an embedded link. So I check the user out and see that 1) he's only used his identity one day; 2) all he does is comment on other people's posts; 3) hasn't filled out his userinfo page at all.

All of a sudden I feel no obligation to check the link to see if it's anything worthwhile, nor any obligation to keep the comment attached to my post.
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2009-04-19 01:55 pm

Hmmph

You'd think that Hallmark would go after those spammer crooks who use bogus e-card notification mailings to spread computer viruses.
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2008-12-28 04:21 pm

Random Topics, In No Particular Order

* I think I saw Ruby last night (the ghost of this house's previous owner). It happened too fast for me to be sure, tho'.

* Last week I put a new filter in Mum's spam-trapper on her e-mail account. So far, it's blocked 100% of her spam messages. She says it's taken a lot of the fun out of her e-mail, but I'm not changing it back.

* I finally (after years) have decided to pack away a lot of my VHS tapes. Since my player isn't working there isn't much point in them being readily handy.

* Need to write Sempai a letter.

* The weather has been unseasonably warm and wet here. Every other day, we've had thundershowers.

* The flyash spill is on the other side of Knoxville from where I am, and the earthquake I wrote about had nothing to do with it. So far as we know.

* The NFL has been screwy this season, hasn't it?

* I plan to have a set of pictures taken modeling my new shirts the same way I modeled those four pair of trousers this past summer.

* We just ate our first meal from a monster eight-pound ham (from Cracker Barrel) that a neighbor gave us. We'll probably have ham casaroles, ham sandwiches and ham omelets for weeks. We're gonna need cheese.

* I'm going through my collection of unbuilt model kits to see what I can sell to Paul. Some of these I bought when I was working years ago, and thought I might be able to build them right away, but since they have just sat forlorn and half-forgotten in boxes in the guest room. Meanwhile, I'm also pulling out stuff to work on.
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2008-12-05 11:46 am

Writer's Block: Prohibited

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I don't know about "most likely", but what I want to see is a ban on advertising of prescription drugs on broadcast TV and via e-mail. The makers of Levitra and Cialis and Viagra make their products sound like recreational drugs. I think it's immoral and harmful to our society.
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2008-03-11 09:58 pm

Q

Anybody else getting physical mailings from on-line gambling outfits?

I got a pamphlet from "bet.us" detailing the NHS, NBA and NCAA wagering options.

Man, I hate these people. Who do I have to nuke to get rid of them once and for all? Don't think I can't get fissile material.

FP
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2008-02-02 12:49 am

Invention...Contention? Or Just Tension?

Today I got an e-mail solicition from "Davison Design and Development, Inc". Since it was addressed to me personally rather than just my address, it seemed more legit than the come-ons I usually get.

After a little internal wrestling with the prospects, I submitted one idea for an invention and tried to submit another, only to have their submission form go wonky. Perhaps I'll try again later.

Then again, I may not.

If they're going to pirate my idea(s), power to them...the idea(s) won't do me any good otherwise. If they didn't get the second idea that I tried to submit, then they should pay me for it.

FP
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2006-01-31 10:29 pm

Anybody Know...?

Hey.

Anybody know how to "lock down" your IE's "Home" page so it can't be altered by a third party? This session started with it redirecting to a non-existant site.

*Shrug*

I reset it back to the one I normally use now:
http://flowersandhearts.com/janebierce.htm
--so it's okay. But it's a chore.

FP
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2006-01-21 12:12 pm
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Come-Ons

"hi [YOUR NAME]
I saw your pic on line and you are hot
add me to msn messenger my name is [YOU ARE A SUCKER]
and lets have fun there"

[READING BETWEEN THE LINES ABOVE]

I get variations on this e-mail message about 20 times a week, along with the usual bogus lottery winnings notices, phish attempts, drug pushers' ads, and African inheritance sob stories.

I hate it that the Internet is still seen as the exclusive territory of the immature, sex-starved male geekoid. It's been ten years now. *Sigh*

FP
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2006-01-03 12:02 am

Outfoxing Winfixer

Hey.

Found out (through process of elimination) what was a probable chink in the armor through which Winfixer's pop-ups were sneaking. One of my free anti-virus programs has a feature that automatically calls for an internet connection (for the purpose of making fast updates and such). By denying this feature, the Winfixer ads have been conspicuous by their absenses. My guess is that the ads were using a .dll file used by the anti-virus software as their way into my Internet Explorer.

* * *

I'm now firmly on the hunt for Bandai DVDs at the Dollar General stores. Today, I came to the halfway point of the task: to complete my sets of G-Gundam, The Big O II and the Gundam Wing TV series. 13 DVDs in the bag, 13 to go. There are about 30 stores in the area...I'm pretty optimistic that I'll find all the disks I seek.

FP
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2005-08-28 01:55 am

Rant and Addenda

Hey.

First the addenda: I figured out what I was doing wrong re the LViewPro. So the color is coming back in my life.

Now, the rant: Phishers...you are TWITS. You're a few brain cells short of a pair. May your monitors hypergauss themselves in your faces.

I don't have a Paypal account.

I don't have an eBay account either.

You wouldn't guess in a million years what bank I do business with...and how about this? They DON'T EVEN KNOW my e-mail address! So they would never ever e-mail me about anything. So I am never going to so much as let you have the time of day from me.

There's no phish up my creek, so take your paddle and shove off.

FP
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2005-03-06 12:05 am
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A Well Ruminated Rant

Hey.

If somebody showed up in your neighborhood and wanted to sell you drugs or porn or get-rich-quick schemes...or wanted to loan-shark you...you'd be in your rights to call the cops and have them hauled away. So why do these losers think they are welcome in your e-mail Inbox? As far as I'm concerned, they aren't.

I hate these spammers with an intensity I reserve for terrorists, genocidal regimes, hardcore political extremists, bubonic plague, toxic sludge, thermonuclear destructive devices and black holes. An "online pharmacy" is no better than a narcotics pusher. I don't need money so bad that I'm going to borrow from somebody who solicits me over the Web. This household already belongs to a consumer survey (a legit one) so we legally can't join another. The porn spammers' approaches are so tasteless that I want to see them all arrested. I see hundreds of these messages everyday in the SpamTrap and delete them unread. And I wish I could call an online cop to bash in their memory with a cyber nightstick.

I want people to e-mail me for me, not for the money they think I have or the needs I don't have.