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2013-08-07 12:25 am

FreeWill: This Is The Night Of The Expanding Man

Sagittarius Horoscope for week of August 8, 2013

You have both a poetic and a cosmic license to stretch yourself further. It's best not to go too far, of course. You should stop yourself before you obliterate all boundaries and break all taboos and smash all precedents. But you've certainly got the blessings of fate if you seek to disregard some boundaries and shatter some taboos and outgrow some precedents. While you're at it, you might also want to shed a few pinched expectations and escape an irrelevant limitation or two. It's time to get as big and brave and brazen as you dare.


I'll leave the playing of saxophones to others. I don't think Scotch Whisky is for me either at this point. Do I have a name when I lose?
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2012-06-25 06:48 pm

David Allan Coe For The 21st Century

...Or, I sorta feel like filking again.

Well, it was all that I could do to keep from blogging,
Sometimes it seems so pointless to explain.
But you don't have to call me "sbierce"...spammer...
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!
You don't have to call me "Suzanne Barker"
And you don't have to call me "Israel Khang"
And you don't have to call me "Ell Eff And Ay" anymore
Even though you say you're with my gang.
I'll stay online as long as Hotmail'll let me,
And I never minded much more of the same...
But you don't have to call me "sbierce"...spammer...
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!
I get spam from that Ace Hardware down in Phoenix
And ads from used car dealers in Portuguese
And crap about huge fortunes out in Nigeria
How did I wind up on mailing lists like these?
Chinese whores who want to emigrate Stateside
And housewives who all think married life is lame
They all don't have to call me "sbierce"--those spammers
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!


There may be more to this filk, but I need to do a little more research. Heh.
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2012-01-04 04:21 pm

My Own Private Carrier Battle Force

One of my "someday" projects was a 1/72nd scale aircraft carrier model based on the Colossus--class paper model from Poland. Well, it turned out that another company also made a carrier model--the nuclear-powered Enterprise, as she looked after her mid-life refitting. So I downloaded that model as well. Of course, I have a titanic task if I try to upscale it to 1/72...800 legal-size pages of printout! (As opposed to a mere 270 for Colossus!)

On Wikipedia's entry for the Enterprise, it said that five other ships in the class were planned before the design was superseded in favor of the Nimitz-class, which was much more efficient. Still, that sparked a "What If?" question in my mind...what would be the names of such ships if they had been built? I did a little research, but really couldn't find a good answer as such. Instead, I looked to my own life for my own naval names. Specifically, I looked at where I went to school and their concepts for mascots.

* USS Thames. My first school was United Scioto in Chilicothe, Ohio. Their mascot is the Sherman Tank (yes, their football team is the Tanks!); naming a ship for General Sherman was possible. But the Shawnee Indian chief Tecumseh was from the area too, and he was defeated at the Battle of the Thames.

* USS Fort LeBeouf. Waterford, Pennsylvania. LeBeouf was the site of a battle in the French & Indian War that was important in the career of George Washington.

* USS Lancer and USS Trojan. Deer Lakes district, Pennsylvania; and Saint Petersburg College, Florida, respectively. Good names for Revolution-era ships, but never actually used by the U.S. Navy.

* USS Bald Eagle. Springstead in Spring Hill, Florida. At the time, the Royal Navy had ships named HMS Eagle, so specifying it as "Bald Eagle" made sense to avoid possible confusion in fleet maneuvers.

http://www.awiatsea.com/Privateers.html
http://www.history.navy.mil/danfs/index.html
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2011-04-28 02:08 am

Writer's Block: Taking a trip with Mrs. Tibble

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My car is Moonshine, dig?

Now, if my luck is ascendant and I win the OnStar Sweepstakes in June, that car will be dubbed Mariah the Younger. It's a long story.
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2011-02-10 01:01 pm

Writer's Block: It came from planet Claire

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Depends on where it is, of course. Previously, I'd planned out some science-fiction stories in which there was a set of eleven inhabitable planets in one star system, all named for signs of the Chinese Zodiac: Cuniculus (the Hare), Verres (the Boar), Equus (the Horse), Ovis (the Ram), Tigris (the Tiger), the twin worlds Anguis & Vipera (the Dragon and the Serpent), Pullus (the Cock), Simia (the Monkey), Bubulus (the Ox) and Muris (the Mouse).
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2011-01-31 03:47 pm

Writer's Block: The name game

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A) Answered Before, tho' I have to update that I have sat (and taxied) semi-operational aircraft since. Still haven't done any real flying.

B) Also Answered Before.
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2010-05-26 12:04 am

Squawk Ident

Sagittarius Horoscope for week of May 27, 2010

Sagittarian writer Samuel Clemens was best known under his pen name, Mark Twain. But he tried many others, including Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass, W. Epaminondas Adrastus Blab, Trismegistus, and Sergeant Fathom. Since you're in a phase when experiments with your persona would be productive, I suggest you dream up a few aliases of your own. I hope that at least one of them will be as wacky as "Blab" or "Snodgrass." Having a sense of humor about yourself will be helpful. It will ensure that your explorations at the frontiers of your identity will be fertile, fun, and never fear-based.


Enough people have called me "Scott" by mistake that I suppose I could adopt it in some fashion. In previous eras, I've been "Brenten Stair", "The Stem", "Stone Tepid" and "Steverino". I like playing with name generator programs too. But don't expect me to change my handle here anytime soon...sad as it is, it fits me about as well as the name my mother gave me.
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2010-05-10 12:57 pm

Writer's Block: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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Everybody who has read me over the years knows about Moonshine. One habit I had as a budding wargamer is that I tend to name my fictitious regiments from cars that I or my family have owned. I haven't honored Moonshine in such a manner yet, but really, I don't have to.
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2010-04-06 12:02 pm

Writer's Block: Googling Myself

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I Google myself on a regular basis. I have been surprised sometimes, like with my namesake Civil War soldier, and a horror parody story with a namesake character, and another namesake supposedly in Mongolia, but there is very little about me on the 'Net that I haven't initiated.
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2009-11-27 08:17 pm

We Now Know Their REAL Name

Got my umpteenhundredth con-job e-mail today.

The user's name: JOE PWN. I am not kidding. He uses Yahoo! out of Hong Kong.
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2009-07-19 08:37 pm

Power On!

The name change of the Sears Tower in Chicago brought on yet another bizarre piece of pop culture nostalgia.

Around the end of the 1980s the action figure craze and the laser tag craze met head on with the series Captain Power & The Soldiers of the Future. As a tie-in to the toys and the quasi-interactive TV series (written by future Babylon 5 emperor J. Michael Stracynski!), there was a trio of anime VHS videos produced by the studio that also made many of the cool shows of that era--A.I.C. Plus, ARTMIC (of Mospeada, Bubble Gum Crisis, and Gall Force fame) handled much of the design work, so the result nearly transcended its game roots.

In the second tape of the set, the heroes are forced to raid a landmark in the middle of a ruined Great Lakes city known as the "Tower of the Seer".

I guess if they made it today, it would be the "Tower of the Willies". I'm sure fans of It's Walky would get into that.

MISSION COMPLETE. CHECK YOUR POWER POINTS.
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2009-05-18 12:15 pm

Writer's Block: Same Name

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While Bierce is pretty rare, Stephen is very common. I've encountered a couple first-and-last namesakes over the web. But Steves, Stevens and Stephens are proliferating in my life. *shrug* I've gotta be me.
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2008-08-18 01:09 am

Writer's Block: Your Username

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Wanted to be an airplane pilot nearly from birth. Decided on it for a career thirty years ago, when the airline industry was at its height and even the military looked good. Went to flight school as early as I could, junior in High School. Went to college and got an Associate Degree in Aviation Management--and never got a job in my field. Haven't even sat in an operational plane...since the day I passed my final checkride and got my license. That answer your question?