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[frustratedpilot]

(Inspired by a previous post by kiffie)

*Sees that Dad is preparing to tear out the bathroom to re-floor it*

ME: Err...I'd better get out of the house. Hmm...Flea Market in Kodak!

MOONSHINE: Adventure! Yeah! Vroom!

*Spends about an hour at said Flea Market*

ME: I'd better take the back way out of here.

MOONSHINE: Adventure! Yeah! Vroom!

*Gets back to the house and sees a Neighbor sitting in the shade of a tree across the road from our mailbox*

NEIGHBOR: Wanna give me a lift to Mutton Hollow, please?

ME: I'll get you some water and tell my folks. BRB.

*Soon*

MOONSHINE: Adventure! Yeah! Vroom!

NEIGHBOR: Thanks for the water. Hits the spot. Went hiking and came out on the wrong side of the mountain. Buddy's parked over here somewhere. Take this trail.

MOONSHINE: Adventure! Yeah! Vroom!

*Goes to the trail, goes up hill, down dale, up tree, into squirrel-hole, etc.*

NEIGHBOR: There's my buddy's truck!

ME (to self): Ain't never been up here before.

MOONSHINE: No worries, Pilot! Vroom!

*Stops to let Neighbor out*

NEIGHBOR: Thankies for the lift!

ME: Have a nice day.

MOONSHINE: Take it easy!

*Get back to the Rather Manor*

MOONSHINE: Wash me plz?

ME: Tomorrow. We're going to Kentucky Monday.

MOONSHINE: Yay!

MOM: You get all the interesting crises, don't you?