David Allan Coe For The 21st Century

...Or, I sorta feel like filking again.

Well, it was all that I could do to keep from blogging,
Sometimes it seems so pointless to explain.
But you don't have to call me "sbierce"...spammer...
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!
You don't have to call me "Suzanne Barker"
And you don't have to call me "Israel Khang"
And you don't have to call me "Ell Eff And Ay" anymore
Even though you say you're with my gang.
I'll stay online as long as Hotmail'll let me,
And I never minded much more of the same...
But you don't have to call me "sbierce"...spammer...
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!
I get spam from that Ace Hardware down in Phoenix
And ads from used car dealers in Portuguese
And crap about huge fortunes out in Nigeria
How did I wind up on mailing lists like these?
Chinese whores who want to emigrate Stateside
And housewives who all think married life is lame
They all don't have to call me "sbierce"--those spammers
You Never Even Called Me By My Name!

There may be more to this filk, but I need to do a little more research. Heh.