Writer's Block: You can't take that away from me!

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Mobile phone, definitely. Because my mobile phone is a useless piece of technotrash that I don't know how to use, have never actually wanted, and nobody calls on it who wants to talk to me.

Breaker! Breaker!

This is the Eff Pilot, y'all got your ears on, good buddy?

(This is for the benefit of my Facebook account, which for some reason has not received my latest posts from here.)