Now I Know How A Shell At A Shotgun Wedding Feels Like

Called in to Jury Duty Monday morning...sat in the chamber pew for almost two hours before the Judge showed.

And then he told us that the civil case we would have tried got settled because (in part) that so many of us potential jurors showed and were "willing" to be assigned.

I'm officially halfway through this term. But there is still December and January to get through.

There is a side of my personality that wants to get so filthy rich it can buy billboard ads from one side of the nation to the other for the slogan "Put Lawyers Out Of A Job: Plead Guilty"!