Jun. 22nd, 2008

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Because of the suffering I have seen from [personal profile] nick_101 and others on the West Coast in recent days, my Mum and I have been trying to use our influence on the Sky Gods. Now, the Valkyries and the Sylphids are on board, and Tlaloc is amenable too (once you get enough barbecue on his plate), but the Banshees have been balky and I don't know what their problem is.

Anyway, my advice to those in the West:

1) Know Where Your Towel Is. Keep a nice, big, beach or bath towel within six paces of where you are. You need to have a towel to properly perform the rain dance.

2) I cannot teach you the rain dance, but when the time comes you will know how yourself. That is the nature of the dance.

3) While the Sylphids like being "buttered up" as much as anybody, the Banshees are another story. I think perhaps they're masochists and malcontents, and cussing them is more likely to motivate them. But I'm not so willing to test that theory.

So, we're working on it on this end, and we'll try to have results by this time tomorrow.

FP
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1. Where is your cell phone? Nowhere
2. Your significant other? Never
3. Your hair? Brown
4. Your mother? Jane
5. Your father? Ken
6. Your favorite thing? Flight
7. Your dream last night? Childhood
8. Your favorite drink? Tea
9. Your dream/goal? Flight
10. The room you're in? Office
11. Your hobby? Models
12. Your fear? Loneliness
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Elsewhere
14. Where were you last night? Here
15. What you're not? Employed
16. Muffins? Corn
17. One of your wish list items? Gencon
18. Where you grew up? Pennsylvania
19. The last thing you did? Bathroom
20. What are you wearing? Trousers
21. Your TV on? No
22. Your pets? Josie
23. Your computer? Custom
24. Your life? Slow
25. Your mood? Unmotivated
26. Missing someone? Sure
27. Your car? Moonshine
28. Something you're not wearing? Fragrance
29. Favorite store? Avirex
30. Your summer? Torpid
31. Like someone? Wish
32. Your favorite color? Blue
33. When is the last time you laughed? Today
34. Last time you cried? Thursday
35. Who will resend this? Dunno

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