Returning To A Frequent Theme
Oct. 12th, 2008 08:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
frustratedpilotI was reminded of this Suburban Jungle cartoon because of yesterday's events...
Because the Muzak at the model contest was set to a channel that was all pop from the last 10~15 years or so. Ick.
At the time the cartoon appeared, I offered the following filk, and this is an encore performance:
To the tune of "Stop Your Sobbing" by The Pretenders...
It is time for you to Stop all of Your Sucking
Yes it's time for you to Stop all of Your Sucking oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
To keep me tuned in to you
Gotta Stop Sucking Now!
Yeah (Yeah) STOP IT! (Stop it!)
It's time to play some songs that are not lame
Yes it's time to find some singers who have brains oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me wanna hear you
Gotta Stop Sucking Now!
Yeah (Yeah) STOP IT! (Stop it!)
Each stupid ditty that blares from your speakers
Makes, makes me want
To take up a hammer and smash you
So you Stop all Your Sucking
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me wanna hear you
And there's one thing you oughta know
You need songs that do not blow
Gotta Stop Sucking Now!
Yeah (Yeah) STOP IT! (Stop It!)
BTW, I heard that "Bartender" song that everybody's complaining about--and I agree with your complaints. Throw that one in the shredder and throw the pieces into an incinerator!
FP
Because the Muzak at the model contest was set to a channel that was all pop from the last 10~15 years or so. Ick.
At the time the cartoon appeared, I offered the following filk, and this is an encore performance:
To the tune of "Stop Your Sobbing" by The Pretenders...
It is time for you to Stop all of Your Sucking
Yes it's time for you to Stop all of Your Sucking oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
To keep me tuned in to you
Gotta Stop Sucking Now!
Yeah (Yeah) STOP IT! (Stop it!)
It's time to play some songs that are not lame
Yes it's time to find some singers who have brains oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me wanna hear you
Gotta Stop Sucking Now!
Yeah (Yeah) STOP IT! (Stop it!)
Each stupid ditty that blares from your speakers
Makes, makes me want
To take up a hammer and smash you
So you Stop all Your Sucking
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me wanna hear you
And there's one thing you oughta know
You need songs that do not blow
Gotta Stop Sucking Now!
Yeah (Yeah) STOP IT! (Stop It!)
BTW, I heard that "Bartender" song that everybody's complaining about--and I agree with your complaints. Throw that one in the shredder and throw the pieces into an incinerator!
FP
