Writer's Block: Unlikely Benefactor

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$100,000 each for the following:
1) & 2) My alma mater colleges
3) The school I'm attending now
4) 5) 6) The school districts of my childhood years
7) 8) 9) The public libraries in the towns where I lived in those same years
10) The Smithsonian.

When I Choose, I Choose Well

Dad had me check the Blue Book value on our family vehicles.

Moonshine is worth more than the other vehicles we own. Combined.

Muahahahaha!

My wisdom in taking it rather than a Neon has borne out repeatedly.