The Empire Is Pwned

( Behind the Cut, An Epic Battle Waged and Lost For Dominance in EVE Online! )

Now, since I don't play MMOs, I don't understand it all, but I do understand enough for it to be funny.

No Room To Jump

Hey.

I was on another shopping trip today. At a shopping mall, the fellow next to me had the hood up on his truck, so I dutifully looked in Moonshine's trunk for my jumper cables. Once I found them, I asked the other driver if he needed a jump start.

He refused, but it was impossible to figure out his reasoning because he (and his teenage son/friend/I don't know what) spoke in a voice in which two accents--Tennessee twang and Hispanic immigrant--were fighting it out and the English language was the casualty.

Times like that remind me that I am the foreigner here.

He Gave 'Em Hell

James Whitmore.