Further Insights Into the Criminal Mind

Called my brother today, and he told me a story about his new job as a cellular phone salesman.

A policeman came into his shop with a phone he had confiscated from a criminal suspect. "Could you recharge this for me?" he asks Bro. So Bro gets the charger out and hooks the phone up and a while later, the phone has a charge on it. The cop notices it's a camera phone, and so asks Bro "Hey, can you bring up the pictures that are on this phone?" "Sure," Bro tells him.

The VERY FIRST picture that comes up showed a table upon which sat a gun and a "key" of marijuana.

The policeman says, "I'll buy the recharger!"

Had Another Run-In With Dream Pirates

One had disguised himself as the George Clooney version of Batman and had taken the lead singer of Aerosmith hostage. I got him to waste all his Batarangs and moved in for a hand-to-hand duel with ballpoint pens. When I made him stab himself with his own pen I woke up.

I'd ask aloud why I can't have normal dreams like everybody else, but I'm not sure what normal dreams are.

FP

Writer's Block: What happened to you today?

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I missed a chance to go grocery shopping. But my folks got just about everything I asked for.

May still go out after dinner, tho'.

FP