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That Other Newsmaking Woman
Oct. 4th, 2005 12:02 amHey.
I'm an idea man. So when I heard on the news today that golf phenomette Michelle Wie was announcing her turning pro, I couldn't help but brainstorm a TV ad for her. You see, she's signing with Nike, and since Tiger Woods is with the same company...
Tiger's at his place, and one of his older "Hello World" ads is playing on his TV screen. The Eagles' song "New Kid In Town" is the background music. He notices a press group making a commotion outside, so he goes to see, as if maybe it's about him--
--But it's about Michelle, moving in next door. He goes to her and says "Hello." She says, "Howdy Old Man."
Tiger turns aside and says under his breath "There goes the neighborhood."
FP
I'm an idea man. So when I heard on the news today that golf phenomette Michelle Wie was announcing her turning pro, I couldn't help but brainstorm a TV ad for her. You see, she's signing with Nike, and since Tiger Woods is with the same company...
Tiger's at his place, and one of his older "Hello World" ads is playing on his TV screen. The Eagles' song "New Kid In Town" is the background music. He notices a press group making a commotion outside, so he goes to see, as if maybe it's about him--
--But it's about Michelle, moving in next door. He goes to her and says "Hello." She says, "Howdy Old Man."
Tiger turns aside and says under his breath "There goes the neighborhood."
FP
