Entries tagged with spyware

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From Last Night's 60 MINUTES

March of The Machines.

There was a part that meshed directly with the "firmware" portion of POI's Machine. Law offices, prosecutor and defender divisions are now commonly using analytical computers to research cases and collect evidence in the "discovery" phase. How much you want to bet that The Machine already is looking in on every single one of these systems to tell who's being investigated...and who's doing the investigating? Maybe even to recruit potential future assets?

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Bakery Blitz

Sagittarius Horoscope for week of June 11, 2009

Of the 190 short films the Three Stooges made for Columbia Pictures, only five actually had pie fights. However, those classic scenes sum up all there is to know about the mythic meaning of pie fights, as well as the needs they address and the techniques involved. I urge you to study up on the Stooges' teachings concerning these matters -- and put them to immediate use. Nothing could be more effective in dealing with stalled negotiations, convoluted mind games, superficial exchanges, excessive gravity, and bureaucratic slowdowns than a righteous pie fight.

I actually equate pie combat with the end of the Sixties/start of the Seventies all-primate TV spy spoof Lance Link.

My sister is 1) a pastry chef 2) a proud (at least former, if not present) owner of an Aladdin Lance Link lunchbox. If ever I need a pie fight, I can call in a pro. So there.

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Thinking Nasty Thoughts

Normally, I'm not into bloody violence.

But somehow, I think it would be justice to pummel the creator of winfixer.com's spyware with a nice large sledgehammer. The thrice-damned thing is now threatening to crash my whole system.

FP