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frustratedpilot) wrote2009-12-18 08:20 pm
frustratedpilot) wrote2009-12-18 08:20 pm
Entry tags:
- dad,
- destruction,
- dysfunction,
- family,
- malfunction,
- trees,
- truck,
- weather,
- work
Vigilante Public Works
I did not witness this directly...Dad's out running an errand and comes upon a traffic stoppage near our house. (We've been having a lot of winter mix weather lately.)
DAD: What's the meaning of this?
FALLEN TREE: All yr roadz r belong 2 us! Someone set us up the baum!
OTHER DRIVERS: :(
DAD: BRB.
(...)
DAD: Say hello to my little friends.
CHAINSAWS: Vrum vrum vrum!
FALLEN TREE: Oh noes!
(...)
The fallen tree is reduced to a stack of wood on the road side. A County truck shows up.
DAD: What took you so long? (Loads his tools up and comes home.)
DAD: What's the meaning of this?
FALLEN TREE: All yr roadz r belong 2 us! Someone set us up the baum!
OTHER DRIVERS: :(
DAD: BRB.
(...)
DAD: Say hello to my little friends.
CHAINSAWS: Vrum vrum vrum!
FALLEN TREE: Oh noes!
(...)
The fallen tree is reduced to a stack of wood on the road side. A County truck shows up.
DAD: What took you so long? (Loads his tools up and comes home.)