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Stephen R Bierce ([personal profile] frustratedpilot) wrote2011-04-08 08:41 pm

Bad Ideas For TV Shows

1) Plan 9. Based loosely on the notorious Ed Wood horror schlock spectacles, this series is about a duo of uniformed LA cops who are put on the Weirdo Beat to "keep them out of trouble". The scripts are written by a committee of Internet-forum dorks and Middle School Kids, with the lowest possible production budget and the worst actors who carry SAG cards.

2) Sucker Punch: the Virtual Reality Reality Show. Contestants are recruited from computer gamer conventions. After having their virtual reality characters codified by real-world physical tests, the contestants must run them through adventure worlds created by inmates in psychological asylums, who are strung out on medications of various kinds and babbling to voice-recognition computers equipped with AutoComplete.