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Frustratedpilot in The Hyphenated Ages

In this by-the-book sci-fi yawnfest,

frustratedpilot (Jackie Chan) buys a mysterious machine on eBay. That, at least, he knows for sure. Coincidentally,

kevissimo (Adam Sandler) readies supplies for Frustratedpilot—all of the gadgets that he could ever need. Sexy

loneraven (Liv Tyler) tags along for the ride. Will Frustratedpilot be able to save the city from being affected by a torrent of deoxyribonucleic acid?

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Frustratedpilot in Shot or Not

In this thrill-per-minute masterpiece,

frustratedpilot (Billy Zane) is a naïve cop with a mission. He elects to question

lurkerwithout (The Rock) before his former partner,

maritzac (Jane Seymour), gets to him. After asking a passerby for directions, he sneaks into a top-secret caravan stealthily. Like sands through the hourglass, so will be the ticket sales for this movie.

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Frustratedpilot in The Scape Pod

In this by-the-book sci-fi yawnfest,

frustratedpilot (Morgan Freeman) discovers a doorway between this dimension and one significantly less cool. Car chases result. As that is happening,

mravac_kid (Christopher Walken) turns to the inventor of chronodynamics, Professor

craziesunshine (Denise Richards), for help concerning the recent transpiration of time. A heart-stopping movie that the whole family can enjoy! (Except those with pacemakers.)

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