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Stephen R Bierce ([personal profile] frustratedpilot) wrote2007-11-30 01:08 pm

Via [profile] robby_bevard :

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April [livejournal.com profile] kevissimo and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).

Overall, I've been nice (272 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
frustratedpilot

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*Looks over the pile of P-51 and Shelby Cobra Mustang model kits awaiting build*

You know, Kris Kringle, I can wait a year for you. Maybe two.

FP

PS: Producers Are Money-Grubbing Scum.